Usually sold for $19.99 on late night infomercials to drunk, lazy people coming home from the bar with white castles in hand (which actually rock). This is my time-tested program for those of you who want to lose weight and get in shape. Get ready, this has never before been released to the public…
1 – Put a muzzle over your mouth if you can’t control your eating
2 – Get off your ass and do something physical
3 – Whatever you do physical, do it hard. If it’s not hard, it’s not doing you any good. Going for a walk around the block doesn’t count
4 – Drink lots of water
5 – The exercises don’t hurt your knees. Being 40 lbs overweight hurts your knees. The more you lose, the better they’ll feel
There it is – my revolutionary weight loss plan. You don’t need pills, you don’t have a thyroid issue. You have a laziness issue.
jeffwatters 
You are really on fire lately. Still enjoy following you and wondering how you got to be so not afraid to offend anyone. Very entertaining
And truer words never spoken. Fine. I’ll go to the gym now.
Sarah D’Agostino (313) 433-1125 28285 Summit Drive, Novi, MI 48377 sdowgiallo@yahoo.com
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I figure that someone always gets pissed off regardless of what I say, so I might as well write what I’m really thinking. XO Sharon