Don’t Pass Up on This Fantastic Offer, for a Limited Time Only!

 

Usually sold for $19.99 on late night infomercial to you drunk fat asses coming home from the bar with white castles in hand (which actually fucking rock)….  This is my time-tested program for those of you who want to lose weight and get in shape. Get ready, this has never before been released to the public…  

1 – Put a muzzle over your mouth if you can’t control your eating

2 – Get off your ass and do something physical

3 – Whatever you do physical, do it hard. If it’s not hard, it’s not doing you any good. Going for a walk around the block doesn’t count

4 – Drink lots of water

There it is – my revolutionary weight loss plan. You don’t need pills, you don’t have a thyroid issue. You have a laziness issue. 

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2 thoughts on “Don’t Pass Up on This Fantastic Offer, for a Limited Time Only!

  1. You are really on fire lately. Still enjoy following you and wondering how you got to be so not afraid to offend anyone. Very entertaining

    And truer words never spoken. Fine. I’ll go to the gym now.

    Sarah D’Agostino (313) 433-1125 28285 Summit Drive, Novi, MI 48377 sdowgiallo@yahoo.com

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