I Don’t Like Lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make life your bitch by taking those lemons, wrapping them up in a pillow case and beating the shit out of life with them. Then tell life “fuck you life, you drink the fucking lemonade, I’m drinking the vodka… bitch!”

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